Meet the M3 GTS-alike 330i with a real taste of North East humor to go with the Fire Orange paint. Here’s an archive feature on this BMW E92 Audio Car.

First featured in 2016. Words by Adam Rayner, Photos by Chris Wallbank.

For as long as anyone can recall (and I am old and soaked in the lore of Ancient Bass my young Padawans…) there has been a Bassmechanix ‘Oop’ North. North East to be exact. And while the legendary installs have rolled, one after another, out of their showroom down the years, their legend grew.

Driven by one of the most persistently, even annoyingly, cheerful and ebullient souls I have ever met, Monty, is a bearded geezer who is a force of nature and a joy to be near. He’s a real hoot – I reckon we’ve shared three dozen or more events at car audio gatherings down the years.

So, I can tell you that Monty’s style has more panache than most. For while pretty installs and good work are readily available in the UK these days, Monty’s projects have an injection of fun added into them as well. Admittedly, they’re not as insane as ‘Fishman’ Rivera of the USA, whose every demo job had a poor suffering goldfish in a tank in it. But, that’s probably for the best. What’s more, Monty knows that audio isn’t a one-size-fits-all kinda industry. No, instead, he makes sure to guide every client down the route that he think will personally suit them the best.

Enter Matty McDonald, a lad with some styling urges and a crew he is a piece of, with a car he could afford to put an all-new system in.

However, after looking at the car and the owner, Monty suggested the addition of a quality boot build alone, with sound-matching and OEM-blending by a cunning device called an RE-Q made by MTX of America. It takes the speaker level from the factory system, beats the equalization curve flat again – as these are usually messed around with by the car makers for their own reasons – and then puts out a nice signal-level RCA output to feed amplification. In this case a really high quality, but not silly, big amp by Rockford Fosgate.

It drives two Punch P2 series tens. These have two coils each, so one mono amp is hooked by cunning devices to all four two-ohm voice coils. It’s what’s called series-parallel hook-up and is about running that amp HARD at two, not four ohms. That means Matty gets his 250 watt and the rest, since these top-end brand amplifiers from the aristocracy of Yankee car audio, typically drop up to a third more power and way more on peak.

So, when a sudden boom go pow, Matty has a half kilowatt of bass in his kidneys. Nice.

This makes his other speakers feel good. They need do so much less. No silly sod is asking them to do deep bass any more and so they go louder, sound better and way more than just adding a thud, the seriously well-tuned subwoofer, integrated by furry ears that are in fact golden under that turban, makes the whole system sound lovely.

From my point of view it is a bit depressing for speaker makers, as the old adage that “ALL OEM speakers are rubbish” is over. Because a lot are not. Yes, you CAN upgrade BMW stock speakers and lots of kits will drop in but this subwoofer installation, done this way will make 95 percent of everyone, let alone other Bimmer Boys, pig sick with envy if they cop a bellyful of Matty’s tunes. And the rest of the car ain’t bad either. From the M3 GTS-inspired styling, to those carbon dipped GTS style rims and of course that lairy paint. This BM is truly mega.